Plus One(73)

By: Aleatha Romig

Shana leans close to Kimbra and whispers. “I’d say there’s length and girth.” Before Kimbra can respond, she adds, “Stop thinking about your man for one second. I’m talking about the gift your grandma just gave you.”

Kimbra shakes her head at her best friend and then reaches over and takes our gift. “Under the table with that.”

“For now,” I say with a grin. “But a whole pack of batteries!”

“Stop,” she whispers. “I don’t know why you’re so excited. We already have one of these.”

“Oh, but, Mrs. Willis, it’s always good to have one, plus-one.”