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After squinting Longueville back, Pierre shook his head and said, "We won't help anyone, let them fight, and kill one will be one less, as long as they don't get close to Bird Island."

Longueville looked a little embarrassed: "After all, Spanish music..."

Pierre's complexion suddenly sank: "Listen, Longueville, this is what the Queen Mother meant, including Prime Minister Mazarin, who also thinks the same. Whether it is Spaniards or Dutch, as long as they dare to approach Bird Island, we will Just hit them!

Now, your main task is to follow me and guard Bird Island, and don't let those damn Spaniards and Dutchmen come to snatch our bird droppings!Guano belongs to great France! "

Longueville immediately stood up straight: "Yes, Your Excellency! The guano belongs to the great France!"

Only then did Pierre nodded in satisfaction, and turned his gaze to the battlefield of the naval battle.

Let's watch slowly, as long as they don't get close to Bird Island, or they don't attack Bird Island, I will never attack them.

If they launch an attack on Bird Island,...

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Chapter 861 Green travel, civilized war (repair)

It is not uncommon for a war to break out because of guano on an island. The ancestors of Zhongyuan Tangkou also lost a war because of a bowl of mutton soup.

Before 607 BC, the State of Chu ordered Zheng State to send troops to attack the State of Song. The State of Song took Hua Yuan as its commander and Le Lu as its general.

The commander-in-chief of the Song Dynasty, Hua Yuan, considered that the war was imminent, and ordered to kill the sheep in front of the station to reward the army. The soldiers were also very happy. .

As the commander-in-chief, Hua Yuan himself had a command car and a dedicated groom, but for some unknown reason, Yang Zhu didn't get any mutton.

Maybe it's because the driver's name is Yangzhu, and he is afraid that the driver won't eat mutton?It may also be that Hua Yuan, as the commander-in-chief of the army, did not take the matter of sharing the mutton to heart at all. The mutton was shared by his subordinates, and he may not even know that his coachman did not eat the mutton.

However, no matter what the reason is, in short, Yang Zhu's heart is very unbalanced-why does everyone eat mutton, but I don't?

When dividing the mutton, it was Hua Yuan who had the final say, but after the war started, it was Yang Chu who had the final say as to where the chariot should go!

After the war started, Yang Zhen drove the commander-in-chief's chariot straight to the Zheng army's formation. Note that it was only the commander-in-chief's chariot, and the other chariots were not together.

It is estimated that there were probably [-] mud horses galloping past in Hua Yuan's heart at that time - this is the bloody case caused by a bowl of mutton soup...

So after the guano of Bird Island was used as an introduction, the three countries officially opened the film, and Pierre used his actual actions to prove the romance in the bones of French men and the love under certain conditions. Discipline.

Such as when surrendering.

The war on the sea between the two bad guys, the Netherlands and Spain, was simply a scam. As they got closer to Bird Island, the shells of both sides also turned to Bird Island.

Whether it is the so-called combination of vertical and horizontal, or the so-called deceitful tactics of soldiers, anyway, after a secret blending between Spain and the Netherlands, they decided to eliminate France at sea first.

After all, Bird Island is too close to France, and far from the Netherlands and Spain.

The strength of France is more based on silver coins. The army is still a bit useful, but when it comes to the navy, there is nothing to mention except haha.

After all, the Netherlands and Spain, the two European maritime hegemons, had a guilty conscience when facing the Ming Empire Navy at sea, and spent the rest of their time walking sideways in Europe.

Then Pierre surrendered while retaining the dignity of the nobility.

This is not shameful, because not only the European barbarians, but also the ancestors of Tangkou in the Central Plains basically played in the same way during the Spring and Autumn Period, and they believed in green travel and civilized war...

First of all, those who go to war must be "scholars", that is, the aristocratic class with knowledge, culture and status can go to war, because it shows respect for each other, and this is how the word "warrior" comes from.

As for the civilians and slaves who went with them, they could only do some things like cooking, washing dishes and feeding horses. They were probably scapegoating the common people and sending them to the nobles...

Secondly, if you want to fight with others, you must first write a war letter and make it clear when and where you plan to bring how many horses to have a movie with the other party.

The wording of the gauntlet must be elegant and decent, so that people will feel at ease after seeing it, and then they will agree to film with you, otherwise you won't have to fight if you want to.

And being sent to the afternoon was definitely a beautiful job at the time, not at all like the risk of being beheaded to sacrifice the flag when being sent on an envoy to an enemy country in later generations.

Traveling here at public expense, after arriving in the country where the afternoon was issued, they will be entertained with public funds. After the two parties have a good drink at the high-end banquet and have a speculative chat, they will usually decide on the time, location, and number of people to start the film. .

According to the "rituals" formulated by the ancestors of Tangkou in the Central Plains, first of all, the two parties agreed on the opening time of the film without mourning, not because of evil, that is, they cannot go to war when there are major changes such as the death of the other party's monarch or a famine. Book.

Then there is the location. Because it cannot disturb the people, it must be at the junction of the two countries. Because the border is also called the frontier, the battlefield is also called the battlefield.

Moreover, the battlefield must be chosen in an open field, because it cannot disturb the people...

Then, the number of people on both sides must be the same. There must be no situation where you have five chariots and I have six chariots, because other countries will laugh at them as impolite barbarians.

When the two sides are ready to start the film, the two sides will arrange the formation and then confirm whether the preparations are in place-not only to confirm their own side, but also wait for the enemy to be ready before starting the film.

What if the other party is not ready?

Wait, or one of the parties is really not prepared properly, for example, if one of the chariots breaks down, then the two parties will agree on another time to start the film.

When everything is ready, the film will officially start, and you can't start the film casually, you can only attack the chariot you are facing-yes, it is the chariot, not the people in the car, because beating people is not right. Polite.

Look at the timing, take a taxi when the two sides cross each other, and you can't just turn around and go back immediately with your own driving skills. You have to wait for the other party to make a good turn before you can start the second hedge.

Because once the chariots staggered, it was a round, so there was the saying "three hundred rounds of the battle", obviously this sentence was transferred because the chariots turned around...

What if a fighter injures the opponent's fighter for an hour or so while fighting with the opposite chariot?

It is very simple to let the opponent go back to deal with the injury. If the treatment is fast and the return is early, the two sides can continue to fight. If the opponent simply rests, then the wounded fighter can only watch the battle until the end.

That's right, just watch the battle from the same place, because he has no opponent, so no one will attack him, and he can't attack others, and the third party can't do things...

And the rules of etiquette are obviously more than that.

First of all, the identities of the two fighters must be equal. The warring state of the king can only attack the chariot of the opposing monarch, the chariot of the general can only attack the chariot of the opposing general, and the warrior can only attack the chariot of the warrior.

Like Du Fu said, it was obviously not feasible to capture the thief first and capture the king in the Spring and Autumn Period, because according to the rules, the monarch who hurt the opponent should be severely punished...

Just like during the Battle of Yanling, the general of the State of Jin met the King of the Communist Party of Chu on the battlefield three times, but he went down three times and took off his helmet to salute before leaving quickly.

But the king of the Communist Party of Chu sent people to greet him during the war, but he was not injured...

It is estimated that Quezhi's heart is also broken - I can't hit you, but I have to get out of the car and take off my hat to salute you, what kind of shit is this!

And laughing at fifty steps and laughing at one hundred steps was politically correct at the time.

Because after the defeated party has escaped fifty steps, the victorious party can no longer pursue it, and must let the loser go back to rest, so it is necessary to run a hundred steps when it is safe to run fifty steps. What is the disease?

Just like the King of the Communist Party of Chu ran away after failing, and Han Jue and Quezhi gave up decisively when they could catch up. Lu Qi probably did not intend to shoot the King of the Communist Party of Chu in the eye.

And it's like catching up within fifty steps, there are two possibilities.

One is that the defeated party is captured, but those with white hair cannot be captured, because having white hair means that they are old, and they must be sent back to retire.

One is to forge a deep friendship with the enemy, just like the famous funny war between Jin and Chu in the Spring and Autumn Period.

Jin State and Chu State both wanted to fight for hegemony in the Central Plains, one went south and the other went north, so those small countries located in the Central Plains became victims of the Jin-Chu struggle for hegemony, among which Zheng State bore the brunt.