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ps: Two-leaf clover, four-leaf clover, tree.jpg are really names in the form of pictures. I remember it used to be my king Kaisha, isn’t it? I’m getting old and my memory is not good. Anyway, changing the name is really hard for me. up.
Ask other people to imitate, it's hard for me to be funny.
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Also, I don’t know if you have heard of Kunlun, a web-version website that is only available in the writer’s assistant in the background of the starting point. The books on this site are free forever...
Chapter 141 Don't use idioms indiscriminately
Just in time, Curry Sauce came from 3602 with a power strip divided into two.
Seeing Zhuge Wenruo and others, he asked:
"How strange? Why was the yellow power strip next door split in half?"
Zhuge Wenruo looked at Lu Ziqiao who was coming with a smile on his face.
In fact, because Lu Ziqiao couldn't find a screwdriver for Pikachu's three ears, he probably used physical means and was eager to get money, so he chopped them off directly.
I guess the money has just been checked.
With a smile on his face, he was full of pride.
Just like that, it is estimated that no one doubts him.
But he still had the kitchen knife in his hand.
Good guy, the tool of crime, the murderer, all at once.
Everyone gets their money!
"Good guy, Ziqiao, what did you do?" Yifei asked.
Curry Sauce: "Yeah, yeah, what did you do to the power strip in my house? Why is it in my house? Retaliation? You want me to find a place to charge my phone when it's dead? "
Meijia happened to hear it, and then came to question: "Lu Ziqiao, did you go to the curry sauce room secretly?"
Dali was curious: "Old Bu, why are you holding a kitchen knife?"
Zi Qiao: "..."
Large-scale social death scene!
"Oh, what and what! Didn't I just... see a mouse running around? After I saw it, I chased it from the kitchen with a kitchen knife, and... accidentally cut it Plug board!"
Lu Ziqiao temporarily thought of a reason.
"I bother!"
"I'll kill you with a sip of salt soda!"
"What kind of ridiculous reason is this?"
"Hurry up and tell the truth!"
Mika didn't believe it at all.
Zhuge Wenruo also came to join in the fun, and asked in a chaotic manner, "Why is your face full of joy?"
Zi Qiao: "!!!"
Don't use small idioms indiscriminately!People will die!
Sure enough, under Zhuge Wenruo's reminder, Meijia squinted her eyes and said, "Tell me, why is your face full of pride? Are you making an old mistake again? Are you plotting something wrong with curry sauce?!"
"What and what!"
Zi Qiao: "Don't we even have this little trust between husband and wife?"
"When did it happen?" Meijia obviously didn't believe it.
"After chasing mice, I went to other girls' bedrooms!"
"How do you make me believe?"
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
In fact, the point is where did the mouse come from?
"Don't be useless! Tell me the truth!" Meijia squeezed Lu Ziqiao's coat pocket.
Just a moment!
Then I felt it... what a delightful feeling!
Reminiscent of the actions of herself and her man these days, Meijia understood it all at once.
Looking at the broken power strip, Meijia immediately knew why Ziqiao cut it.
That's it?
Suddenly so disappointed how to break?
I also want to play the role of the empress of the main palace and display the majesty of the main palace.
Unfortunately, no chance.
But Ziqiao didn't know yet, so she hurriedly explained: "Honey, listen to me..."
Meijia was not interested at all, so she said: "Needless to say, I believe in you!"
"Oh, it's like this... Wait, needless to say? Believe me?" Zi Qiao felt that the woman's face changed quickly.
"Aren't you being weird?"
"What kind of yin and yang strangeness, I believe you!" Mika said very sincerely.
"But you just..."
The reversal was too fast, and Joe hadn't reacted yet.
Meijia spread her hands: "What happened to me just now? I believe in you!
Don't we even have this little trust between husband and wife? "
Lu Ziqiao: "..."
other people:"......"
Yifei didn't understand, and asked Dali beside him: "Dali, what happened? The teacher is too old to react."
Dali is making the clearest judgment: "I have studied confinement maid training and obtained a certificate. According to incomplete statistics, for every ten pairs of first-time parents, there will be one pair with prenatal anxiety."
"The specific manifestation is that girls often worry about nothing..."
At this time, Meijia threw herself directly into Lu Ziqiao's arms, and said in a false manner: "Oh, husband, do you think we can raise the child well?"
Saying this, he took the small money from Lu Ziqiao's pocket to his own.
Zi Qiao: "!!!"
Yifei: "!!!"
Dali went on to say: "Men are even more anxious, because the dual pressures of life and finances are huge!"
Ziqiao was going to draw one back, but just as she reached out, Meijia raised her hand and slapped it back: "Don't worry, I have me, I will support you two, first let me earn some start-up capital..."
The implication is, leave me two.One will do!
The Pain of a Man After Marriage: Wife Doesn’t Give Pocket Money!
"My money..."
Seeing that Meijia was snatched away, Lu Ziqiao cried bitterly without keeping any of them for herself.
Yifei: "!!!"
Match again? !
It seems necessary to release anxiety, Yifei:
"Dali, do you think I need to buy a big fish tank for them?"
"???"
Dali didn't understand: "Why buy a big fish tank?"
"Let them release their anxiety. I was also very anxious for a while! I remember buying a big fish tank, slapping it down, smashing it into powder, and it's a pleasure!"
vigorously:"......"
Dazed for a while, Dali hurriedly took out his small notebook and wrote it down:
In reality, not only some people weirdly like to crush instant noodles in the supermarket to relieve anxiety, but also some people like super violent methods.
But the number may be very rare.
For example... Teacher Hu!
"Alright, alright, you young couple are alright, right? Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei are also here. This is the interior decoration design blueprint that my precious apprentice prepared for me! Now let's unpack the box together."
Yifei Dali didn't speak, but was recording.
I thought Dali was thinking of a specific method.I didn't bother her anymore.
"Hahaha, there is someone willing to help you set up that weird house of yours... Just pretend I didn't say anything!"
Zhang Wei laughed halfway, saw Hu Yifei's dangerous eyes, and immediately said from the bottom of his heart.
Chapter 142 The moon is in your heart~
"Tear it down, tear it down!"
"It's the first time to open a courier, so excited!"
"I can't wait to see my future home!"
After the joke, holding her hands together, Hu Yifei looked forward to the express box with great anticipation.
"Then take it apart and have a look!"
Zhuge Wenruo said very confidently.
"Wait, apprentice, tell me quickly, there won't be go-karts, excavators, gliders, runways, etc."
Hu Yifei needed to be mentally prepared and asked with a deep breath.
As soon as she finished speaking, Meijia and the others looked up at the sky in embarrassment.
"Oh, the weather is so nice today."
"Yes, yes."
"The moon is so beautiful."
"..."
It's embarrassing, because the various runways that Hu Yifei talked about were the plans of Zi Qiao and others.
Even Dali is no exception, which shows that Hu Yifei's house is a wonderful house.
"How come? I'm a professional!"
Zhuge Wenruo said, don't put me with those spicy chickens.
"That's good, then I'm relieved...Although Wen Ruo did the design for me, you have no credit but hard work. I promise, after the decoration is completed, the first party at my house will be yours!"
Yifei said generously.
Mika: "Party?!"
party, party!handsome, handsome!
Just when Meijia was thinking about holding the baby to attend the party at the good sister’s house, Zhang Wei poured cold water:
"Oh, don't be a fool!"
"With the type of room in their house, how can they have a party?!"
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