Film and TV: Sign in from the love apartment

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Zhang Wei is a Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, but it's too much for you to eat and drink.

As a friend for many years, Hu Yifei immediately saw through Zhang Wei's essence.

While eating cucumber, Zhang Wei sat down on the sofa depressed.

Dali: "Lawyer Zhang, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Wei: "Don't talk to me! Let me calm down for a while."

Hu Yifei, who had just suppressed the roar, seemed to have thought of something, and said directly: "Could it be that you mediate the couple's dispute, and something went wrong again?"

"Forget it!"

Zhang Wei said angrily: "Why did I meet all kinds of strange flowers? As you expected, I persuaded them to make a couple again!"

Yifei growled: "What? You have the nerve to say it? What did I invite you to do?"

Zhang Wei was aggrieved: "Don't blame me, the truth is the reason for the couple to break up, it's just too weird, okay?"

Yifei: "Do you dare to fw more?"

Prisoner Hu Yifei was angry, Zhang Wei: "Feifei, listen to me first. After listening to me, if you think it's wrong, scold me again!"

"Speak if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say!" Yifei threw the computer aside.

Good guy, she is so angry that she won't be able to write this paper tonight.

Dali is holding the tablet, ready to work actively.

Because it is one of her jobs to collect wonderful couple breakup events.

Zhuge Wenruo also raised his hand to pause the TV in the room.

Well, continue watching in a while.

Internet TV is just that good.

Zhang Wei fell into memory and talked about it.

"Things have to start from the beginning..."

A male and female couple walked in, and Zhang Wei sat down to welcome them.

"Please tell me your reasons."

Boy: "The hobbies are different!"

The girl nodded.

Zhang Wei: "What hobby?"

He has already thought about chicken soup for the soul and the posture of irrigating the couple with chicken soup.

But things often don't go your way.

Boy: "I want to see the garden baby!"

Girl: "I want to see bears come and go!"

Then they said together: "Our hobbies are different, we are not suitable!"

Zhang Wei: "..."

Going back to reality.

After listening to Zhang Wei's description, everyone looked at Zhuge Wenruo in unison.

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

Zhang Wei, Zhang Dapao, I doubt you diss me.

"No, why are you looking at me?" Looking at the eyes of everyone, Zhuge Wenruo was extremely speechless.

How did it come to me?

Dali asked: "Brother, may I ask if you prefer to watch bears or garden babies?"

"..."

Although I feel that the person who asked this sentence has a low IQ, Zhuge Wenruo still said: "Why are we separated? Of course I will watch it together!"

Everyone: "..."

Zhang Wei: "It's impossible to watch at the same time. Let me ask you this way. You like to watch the garden babies, and Shitou likes to watch the bears. Tell me, do you watch the bears or the garden babies first?"

Everyone continued to look at Zhuge Wenruo.

This sentence is no less than whether you like games or like me.

It can also be translated like this, do you like cartoons, or like me.

Zhuge Wenruo didn't hesitate, and said directly: "Of course we should look at the garden baby first."

All the girls asked together at this moment: "Why?"

Meijia: "Is it because the stones don't smell good anymore, or are you tired of kissing? Or do you really like watching garden babies?"

Rejected immediately, Zhuge Wenruo: "Of course not!"

Dali: "Why is that? Why do you want to watch Garden Baby?"

Zhuge Wenruo looked puzzled, looked at the group of people puzzled, and said speechlessly:

"No way? No way? No way? No one really doesn't know that Garden Baby and Bear Infestation are not broadcast at the same time, right? Kunlun Children's TV broadcasts Garden Baby first, and then Bear Infestation Okay? Why can't I watch both at the same time?!"

Everyone: "!!!"

Yifei gave Zhuge Wenruo a direct blow and said, "Shao Yin Yang is weird!"

Zhang Wei looked devastated: "That's it?"

Zhuge Wenruo: "That's it. It's that simple!"

"..."

Zhang Wei shut himself up instantly!

Let him persuade him for a long time, and the problem that he worked so hard to solve is actually that simple!

Seeing this, Yifei comforted: "Okay, Zhang Wei, I really don't blame you, you just...you just...you just..."

Well, Yifei has no words.

As Yifei's good assistant, she helped out vigorously and said, "Lawyer Zhang, you just... lack childlike innocence."

Zhang Wei: "..."

Is it my fault for not watching Garden Babies and Bears?

I'm having such a hard time!

Meijia was the most honest, and said: "Viagra, it's okay, it's not the first time you've been blown away."

Zhang Wei: "..."

o(╥﹏╥)o.

How can there be such comfort?

Zi Qiao, who had been keeping silent all this time, took the position of a bad friend at this time, and said, "Damn, Zhang Wei's professional level is low."

Zhang Wei was not happy: "You can insult me, but you can't insult my professional level!"

Zhuge Wenruo helped and said, "Of course, I believe in the level of Viagra!"

Zhang Wei was instantly moved and almost cried: "Wen Ruo, you really are my good brother!"

Zhuge Wenruo patted Zhang Wei's shoulder, as if I don't help you, who will help you, and then said to everyone:

"My Viagra, that's not a low level of business, it's completely his normal level..."

Zhang Wei: "..."

Impressed!

ps: Embarrassing, I fell asleep while codewording last night, I was really speechless, I wash up first, and then there is another chapter in the morning.

Chapter 154 Why don't you marry him?

Over there, Zhang Wei was autistic and depressed, so he rubbed cucumbers by the way.

Seeing that there were no more cucumbers, Meijia reluctantly took two more cucumbers from the refrigerator and began to wash them.

Looking up, I saw a black egg... No, it was curry sauce looking at me with a smile.

Seeing this, Meijia asked: "What's the matter with you? Come to shut yourself up with Zhang Wei?"

Curry paste: "No, I'm here to borrow cucumbers, I ran out of that one yesterday."

"No! Take it yourself."

Well, there was no more cucumber, so Meijia took another one from the refrigerator.

This cucumber has been a bit useless recently.

Everyone said to borrow cucumbers, but I haven't seen you return them!

One seven gets seven, two seven 48, three eight Women's Day...

After precise calculations, Meijia discovered that cucumbers are very expensive recently, and Zhang Wei with curry sauce frequently comes to eat and drink, making her originally not rich family even worse!

Wait, a cucumber in curry sauce can be used for several days in the past, but it is a bit expensive recently!

Looking at the curry sauce she was picking cucumbers for, Meijia patted her on the shoulder and said:

"Curry! You've been a little bit of a cucumber lately! You and your sister are honest, are you really flattered?"

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

Car, what a fast car!

He actually wanted to say, on the face of the curry sauce, whether it is a face mask or not, is it really useful?

Curry Sauce looked around and said embarrassedly: "Sister Meijia, of course it is!"

Just kidding, how could it be anything else!

Looking carefully at the curry sauce, Meijia felt that the other party was not lying, so she said:

"I'll just say it! With Zhang Wei, you wouldn't use cucumbers!"

Curry Paste: "..."

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

Car, what a fast car!

Yifei showed a meaningful smile: "Meijia, you don't understand this, maybe Zhang Wei is not as good as Cucumber!"

"Oh oh~"

Meijia tapped her little finger in the air, and instantly understood!

Then Meijia and Yifei's eyes met in the air, and they understood each other in seconds.

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

Cars, faster cars.

Sure enough, married women drive too fast.

Points deducted!speeding!Points deducted!Points must be deducted!

Speeding on highways!You women are gone!

Zhang Wei: "..."

Why am I not as good as a cucumber!

You women don't go too far!

"Crack!"

Zhang Wei took a bite of the cucumber depressed.

Eat cucumbers to make up... cucumbers!