Film and TV: Sign in from the love apartment

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But that's not the point, the point is Miss, you seem to be wrong, right?

Shouldn't you measure the marriage index between you and Ziqiao?

Why is my sister and I...

Chen Meijia, ever since you got pregnant, you've been out of order!

Accompanied by a burst of dazzling antiquity special effects.

On Meijia's mobile phone, the Marriage Index appeared.

Her big eyes are rounder, because the index is as high as 99%!

Meijia scolded: "What a broken applet? What three views!"

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

What's wrong with the applet, you actually let it take the blame?

Those who use it are the ones who have wrong views, right?

He suspiciously said: "This small program will not attract the attention of bloggers, anyone will test it very high, right?"

"will not!"

Zhang Wei handed his mobile phone to Zhuge Wenruo, and said, "Look, our marriage index is very low, only 0.01%!"

"Get out of here!"

Zhuge Wenruo directly broke the defense.

Good guy, I treat you as a brother, you actually...

"Hahaha."

Yifei couldn't help laughing. It was the first time she saw her apprentice deflated, and said, "Zhang Wei, are you a devil? You can even test this?"

Ziqiao: "Could it be that you've been single for a long time, do you think all men have good looks?"

Dali excitedly said: "Could it be that you are fascinated by my brother's women's clothing? Don't blame you, it's normal, my brother used to be a school belle!"

Luo Yan hugged Zhuge Wenruo's arm nervously, and looked at Zhang Wei vigilantly: "No, Lawyer Zhang, if my house is mine!"

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

Good guy, he really called him a good guy, what kind of people did he meet!

Luo Yan hugged him and said aggrievedly: "It's really hard for me, it's okay to be wary of women, now men are going to grab my husband too."

"Stop!"

Zhuge Wenruo patted Luo Yan angrily.

"Hehehe~"

Luo Yan burst into a smirk.

Well, the little girl is being naughty again.

After laughing, Ziqiao waved his hands and said, "It's a bad trick played in the last century, but it can still be used to deceive people now!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, he heard...

"Chen Meijia...Lu Ziqiao..."

Zi Qiao: "..."

Meijia smiled and entered her name and Ziqiao's name into the phone, but when she saw the number measured on the applet, she was unhappy on the spot.

"Why is the marriage index between me and Ziqiao only 20%?!"

She said in disbelief, "I didn't even pass!"

Looking at Zhang Wei speechlessly, Yifei said: "What kind of marriage test, you are a lawyer! How can you promote this kind of feudal superstition?!"

"Oh, don't be so serious! I don't really believe it. It's only helping me make money... No, it's just helping me with the lawsuit."

Accidentally, Zhang Wei told the truth.

But this is Zhang Wei.

Luo Yan thought it would be good to join in the fun, so she took out Zhuge Wenruo's cell phone.

Yifei saw Luo Yan picked up Zhuge Wenruo's cell phone and began to measure it, and couldn't help saying: "Wait, Shitou, why do you use Wenruo's cell phone?"

Luo Yan explained with a smile: "Well, because in my husband's phone, all useful apps are probably members. I believe that this matchmaker test app must have a routine of charging money, and the developer must have a meal."

Zi Qiao: "Wen Ruo, are you crazy?"

Zhuge Wenruo: "I can't help it. I don't have a membership now. You can only watch the first episode of TV dramas in the video software. Even if you have a membership, you want to watch the TV dramas in advance. Those TV dramas deliberately released the episodes, and you can only watch after paying money." !"

"Ad-free only for members."

"Only members have exclusive skins!"

"Only members can grab exclusive discounts."

"Anyway, you need a member for everything!"

"Fortunately, I don't have much money, so I'll just use v10!"

Zhang Wei heard it, and was puzzled: "I remember that the highest is v8? Why is it v10?"

"The king has been updated, and the highest level member has become v10." Luo Yan explained.

Then she said pleasantly: "My God, there is no need to recharge the money, Luo Yan and Zhuge Wenruo's marriage index is actually 100%!"

"Old man wood!"

Zi Qiao said disdainfully: "The flow of this small program must be very poor!"

As soon as Ziqiao finished speaking, Meijia beside him cheered: "Although the marriage index between me and Ziqiao is only 70%, the index of Chen Meijia and Lu Xiaobu is 75%!"

"Wait a minute!" Hearing this, Zi Qiao said strangely: "Didn't you just say that our marriage index is only 20%? Why did it suddenly become 70%?"

"I've recharged the money!" Meijia said as a matter of course.

Zi Qiao: "..."

What did he just say?

Is this small program running poorly?

Is it too late to take back this sentence now?

"We still have to raise a child. Can the money be refunded for this thing?" Zi Qiao felt a little distressed.

If you are not in charge, you don't know that rice is expensive.

It was only after he got married that he realized that raising a family was so difficult.

Meijia shook her head: "In these years, have you ever seen an app that can refund money? Have you ever seen people spit it out after eating meat?"

Zi Qiao subconsciously shook her head.

That's right... makes sense!

Zhuge Wenruo comforted him with sympathy: "Brother Ziqiao, just charge it up, as long as sister Meijia is happy."

Zi Qiao could only nod with a wry smile.

"I'm not happy! Why can I only get 75% of the money after I recharge!" Meijia pouted angrily.

"Uh... Sister Meijia, why don't you change your names to Chen Diaochan and Lu Xiaobu?" He thought it was a lie, but Zhuge Wenruo still coaxed.

"Who is Chen Diaochan?" Meijia was puzzled.

"You, sister Meijia, didn't anyone tell you that you look like Diao Chan?" Zhuge Wenruo said with a smile, while complaining that Qiao was a straight man than himself, while winking at him, coaxing his wife to return to himself This outsider came to remind.

"Really? Don't talk nonsense!" Meijia was immediately happy.

"It's really not nonsense, my wife looks like a fairy, what's wrong with her name Diao Chan?" Zi Qiao understood instantly.

"Okay then, I'll try..."

Zhuge Wenruo: "Wait, change another device!"

"Ok!"

After solemnly agreeing, Meijia took Ziqiao's mobile phone and happily entered Chen Diaochan and Lu Xiaobu.

"Oh my god! Wow! 100%!"

Meijia hugged Ziqiao in surprise, she couldn't be happier.

"really...."

Zhuge Wenruo secretly said.

It is said to be a WeChat applet, a program, how advanced can you expect it to play?It is also playing the old routine.

The old cp names from ancient times to the present are fine.

It's just that it has captured the psychology of some people, trying to use their own names, but they can't get it out, and then spend money stubbornly...

This routine originated in TV commercials.

Send a text message to let you send your name, claiming to be able to match a couple's signature, 2 yuan for a text message...

Zhuge Wenruo still remembers a riddle for 2 yuan, giving a big prize...

Cough, far away.

Meijia proudly said again: "Hmph! Marriage index is 150%, let me see who else is there!"

"!!!"

Zi Qiao said distressedly: "Honey, don't get on top!"

Luo Yan casually used Zhuge Wenruo's mobile phone to charge the VIP for January, raised her hand and said, "Sister Meijia, 150%, I did it too!"

"Well, good sister!"

"Hee hee~"

Zhuge Wenruo put his arms around Ziqiao's shoulders, and said with a smile: "wealth and honor made us meet, we are both VIPs, be more arrogant!"

Zi Qiao: "..."

Chapter 195 The [-]th Beauty, Yingying and Matchmaker

"Husband, I can't resist spending money randomly..."

After being happy, Mika felt that she seemed to have made a mistake, so she took the initiative to admit her mistake.

"It's okay..." Ziqiao comforted Meijia with a distressed hug.

"Eat, eat."

"Of course my wife has to be a VIP. Isn't it for you to spend the money I earn? Otherwise, what's the point of my earning money?"

Zi Qiao just complained.

It really doesn't mean anything else, he is more blaming himself for making less money... This is a man.

"Hehehe~"

"Yeah, husband, you should also eat more, you didn't sleep much last night..."

Seeing that Ziqiao didn't blame herself, Meijia fed Lu Ziqiao.

Everyone: "..."

Is it so fierce?last night?Didn't sleep much?

It's really hard not to get confused.

But is that the point?The point is how do you spread dog food every day?

Fortunately, everyone is almost used to the taste of dog food.

Well, it’s so sweet!

"Buzzing..."

While eating, Zi Qiao's phone suddenly called.