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"But, don't be serious!"
This warning is very necessary
Ever heard of the locked room effect?
Let a young woman and an old professor stay in a secret room, and finally the woman fell in love with the old professor unconditionally.
Feelings have no scientific reason at all!
Zhuge Dali: "Since it's fake? Then shall we come?"
Zhuge Wenruo: "Zhuge Dali, something is wrong with you! You'd better kill this idea in the bud."
Good guy, are you still thinking about Grandpa?
"Humph!"
Dali dissatisfied with cold snort.
The siblings ended this fairy dialogue
And Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce are eating melons crazily, brother and sister... or something, it's too late, right?
"You can stay if you want. I still have to prepare chess tutorials for the old man's grandchildren. Brother Paoer, lend me your computer!"
Zhuge Wenruo didn't care about this sister anymore.
Zhang Wei: "Yes... yes, but Wen Ruo, are you sure? After cheating grandpa and grandson, isn't that bad?"
"What are you talking about? How can I be a grandson? I am cultivating the future flowers of the motherland!" Zhuge Wenruo said with awe-inspiring justice.
After thinking about it, Zhuge Wenruo said unsurely when the topic changed:
"Besides, their grandson has no money now, and I'm still a grandpa cheating!"
"No problem!"
Zhang Wei found himself speechless.
Zhuge Dali is still complaining
After hearing Zhuge Wenruo's remarks, he complained:
"Brother, you don't do any human work!"
Ignoring Zhuge Dali's small grievances, he took Zhang Wei's laptop, and Zhuge Wenruo was just at the place where the old men were sitting, slowly sorting out the chess enlightenment tutorial.
Zhang Wei: "Wen Ruo, if those old men really send their grandsons here, how much do you plan to charge for a class?"
"200 a class, don't worry, I won't just give you 100 a day, I'll give you 2% of the profit."
Zhuge Wenruo said without thinking.
He was overjoyed at first, and then Zhang Wei was puzzled and said: "200? I see that you only charge those old men 30 a section. Why did you pay so much? Can they agree?"
Zhuge Wenruo: "Of course I will agree, and I will not blink, just like parents who are unwilling to spend an extra penny for themselves, but they will spend money without hesitation if they are good to their children."
"Don't look at those old men who feel distressed even if they eat their own meat, but they will not hesitate to spend money on their grandchildren. This is the next generation."
"Otherwise, why are there so many educational institutions? Those parent-child programs will start to collect the wool of parents, grandparents, and grandparents as soon as a child is born..."
Curry Sauce angrily said, "No way, you profiteers, you arranged everything for the whole family clearly!"
"Yes!"
Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia stood at the door and shouted.
"Brother Ziqiao, sister Meijia, are you back?"
"This is my sister, Zhuge Dali."
Zhuge Wenruo introduced Zhuge Dali to the two.
"Hello~"
"Hello, Dali"
The two sides greeted each other.
Looking at the two of them, Zhang Wei was puzzled and said, "Meijia, Ziqiao, what's wrong with you two? Are you listless?"
"Stop talking, we encountered a miracle in the hospital!"
Zhang Wei: "What kind of miracle? Mika is going to give birth tomorrow? That's not a miracle, it's that your head has changed color."
"Fuck you, it turns out that there are really dragons in this world, and we are served by one dragon!"
After all, Lu Ziqiao took out a bunch of leaflets from the plastic bag of the birth inspection, and handed them to the people around
"Pregnancy yoga course, midwifery yoga course, parent-child yoga course." Zhuge Wenruo randomly selected one and read.
Zhuge Dali: "Vip obstetric examination, vip delivery room, vip confinement package!"
Zhang Wei: "Baby personality test during pregnancy, talent test, three 10 minutes to get the result, two hours to make a plan, husband's affair test, cheats for the third party to persuade her to quit! And... divorce lawsuit course! What a wonderful course! Biwen It would be outrageous to fool the old man!"
Zhuge Wenruo: "..."
Thanks, was offended.
Curry Sauce took a piece of paper to persuade him: "This is an unscrupulous advertisement, Sister Meijia, Brother Ziqiao, you guys want to have something fun. Check out more parent-child activities, look, parent-child travel, parent-child swimming. ...Paternity Testing!!"
The sound is gradually changing
Chapter 27 Zhuge Dali: I want to review Conan again!
Chen Meijia: "That's right, I just discovered that it takes so much money to raise a child, from birth to Mathematical Olympiad class... It's not easy to last until the child is born with just the two of us."
"Poverty has a lot of ambition, so I'll just go back to work in the pet shop tomorrow."
Lu Ziqiao disagreed: "How can I do that? You are already pregnant, what if you get infected with parasites in the pet store? I should find a job."
Zhang Wei: "Did I hear you right? Are you looking for a job?"
Marriage changes a lot for a man
Lu Ziqiao has become reliable
Zhuge Wenruo gave a thumbs up: "Brother Ziqiao, you are a man!"
"That is required!"
After chatting for a while, people came back to the apartment again.
"vigorously!?"
Hu Yifei shouted with her bag on her shoulders.
Zhuge turned around vigorously and said pleasantly, "Mr. Hu? You live here too?"
"Yeah, what are you doing here?" Hu Yifei asked.
"...my brother is here, I'm going to see him."
Zhuge Dali said unnaturally.
Just kidding, even if you kill him, you can't say that you came to find the little brother!
"Wen Ruo is your younger brother, by the way, both of you have the surname Zhuge, okay, Wen Ruo, there is such a sister who is a student!"
Hu Yifei sighed, and at the same time habitually stroked Zhuge Wenruo's hair.
extremely intimate
"Really? I don't think it's any different to have such a sister. I ask her for money, but she won't give it to me!"
Zhuge Wenruo still holds grudges.
Zhuge Dali: "..."
"Yifei, Dali is your student?"
Chen Meijia also got acquainted with Zhuge Dali just now, and asked curiously.
"Yeah, if Wen Ruo is in the blessing, he doesn't know the blessing. His sister is a super academic. In 2000, three major events happened, the millennium bug, the slime Olympics, and the birth of Zhuge Dali!"
"Zhuge Dali, known as the child of someone else's family, has been hundreds of blocks away from others since he was a child."
"She is the little one in the group photo, but she is a giant in the eyes of her classmates. She practiced everywhere, mastered various professional skills, went to heaven and earth, and is omnipotent. She is the pride of the teacher, the glory of the school, a shining Zero back!"
Hu Yifei described the legend of Zhuge Dali with his professor-level eloquence.
Listening to Hu Yifei's words, everyone knew how outstanding Zhuge Wenruo's sister, Dali, was.
And Zhuge Wenruo knew it a long time ago, but when he heard his master praise his sister so much, he couldn't help being annoyed:
"Master, am I not your cutie?"
Good guy, the little milk dog apprentice is jealous.
"Of course, my family's Wenruo is also very good, not much worse than Dali." Hu Yifei hurriedly comforted.
"Master~ I'm hungry~"
Zhuge Wenruo said coquettishly.
"Okay, I'll do it for you!"
Hu Yifei secretly thought, this apprentice is not only cute, but also clingy.
Everyone else is busy
Zhuge Dali looked at Zhuge Wenruo carefully, and said without blinking, "Zhuge Wenruo, there is something wrong with you!"
"What's wrong with me?"
Zhuge Wenruo felt baffled.
Zhuge Dali: "It looks like I seriously suspect that you have betrayed your soul!"
"I even refused women's clothing! How can I sell my soul? Please explain!"
Zhuge Dali: "No, it's more serious than that. In other words, you fell in love with a rich woman? You found a new rich woman after my mother didn't want you!"
Listen, what are these tiger and wolf words?
Of course Zhuge Wenruo didn't admit it, and retorted: "Who am I looking for? I earned all the money myself. Zhuge Dali, please make it clear! Otherwise, you won't be able to get out of this house."
"I seriously suspect that you are being taken care of by Mr. Hu!" Zhuge Dali looked at his younger brother and Hu Yifei abnormally.
"Isn't it a normal operation between the master and the apprentice? You have a dirty mind." Zhuge Wenruo didn't care.
"Then you two live together now?"
"Sister, don't say a word, we are just renting together! Besides, she is already married!"
"Who knows, don't you men just like this tone? Does your adrenaline secrete faster when you mention this?"
"You're talking nonsense, I don't, I'm not that kind of person!"
The classic three consecutive denials came out of Zhuge Wenruo's mouth without thinking.
And
upright
full of disgust
Zhuge Wenruo at this moment seemed like Liu Xiahui had been reborn.
Zhuge Dali smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, don't be shy, neither my mother nor I will mind."
On her younger brother, she finally moved back to Yicheng.
Good guy, I've been at a disadvantage since we met.
Sister, I don't want to lose face?
"I mind!"
Just kidding, although Zhuge Wenruo likes chatting with his master, he never has other ideas.
The most... the most... take advantage of it.
but such thoughts
How normal is it?
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