Film and TV: Sign in from the love apartment

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did not speak.

Thinking about Dali's pleasing operation before, Yifei said to Zhuge Wenruo: "Why don't master tell you some earthy love stories."

hiss.

Zhuge Wenruo took a deep breath.

See, this is the highlight moment of our life.

Who else can make the devil in the love apartment say earthy love stories?

! !

Who else!

Zhuge Wenruo laughed wildly in his heart!

Then she turned her head to one side, and said arrogantly: "This kind of rustic love talk is useless to a foreign-style person like me!"

"Whether it works...then try it!"

With a clever smile, Yifei said slowly, "Wen Ruo, can you wash something for me?"

"What are you washing..." Zhuge Wenruo cooperated.

"like you!"

"Then can you collect something for me?" Zhuge Wenruo countered.

"What do you charge?"

"Clean up you!"

Hearing this, Yifei pouted and continued: "Do you know the difference between you and Xingxing?"

"do not know."

Yifei: "The stars light up the night, but you light up my heart!"

Zhuge Wenruo: "Do you know the difference between you and an orangutan?"

"do not know."

"no difference."

"No..." Yifei reacted and rolled her eyes. Fortunately, she had stock and said, "I want to be with you every day. I wish you good morning, good afternoon, and good night."

Zhuge Wenruo: "Then I wish you a peaceful death!"

"!!!"

Yifei clenched her powder fist, forced a smile and continued: "Everything is very cheap during the shopping festival, can you give me a discount too?"

"Then I'll give you a fracture." Zhuge Wenruo said mercilessly.

"Your smile has no alcohol, but I'm as drunk as a dog!" Yifei said with a forced smile.

"No matter what kind of wine I am, you are really like a dog." Zhuge Wenruo smashed the love words as usual.

"I want to buy a piece of land, and you are absolutely determined."

"I also want to buy a piece of land, where you will be buried!"

"Strawberry Raspberry Blueberry, did you miss me today?"

"Huh? Ma Mei?"

"Potatoes can be mashed potatoes, do you know what I can be?"

"Become a scumbag!"

"I'm looking for a store, your call!"

"Hi. The phone you are calling is powered off."

"No matter how beautiful or sweet your smile is, yours is not special."

"No matter how wide or far the road is, as long as it's far away from you, it's safe."

Yifei: "..."

It seems that she is no match for a young man like her apprentice in this kind of word game.

Leaning on Zhuge Wenruo's shoulder, Yifei heaved a sigh of relief and murmured, "Did you vent your anger?"

"Laughing to death, not angry at all, just teasing you."

"Master, I won't beat you anymore." Yifei said with his arms tightly around Zhuge Wenruo's neck.

"really?"

Zhuge Wenruo's big eyes are full of spirit.

"Pfft, really." Yifei said he would do what he said.

Then asked again:

"In your eyes, do I look like a tigress?"

"Ah."

"Also 'huh'?" Yifei stared coldly with her phoenix eyes.

"You just said you won't hit me..." Zhuge Wenruo reminded quietly.

"Humph~"

Yifei hugged Zhuge Wenruo's neck tightly, snorting coldly.

"You are a tigress, then I will be a little bit hard to get off..."

"what."

Before he finished speaking, Zhuge Wenruo was ravaged by Yifei in his arms.

"What did you say?" Yifei said that I gave you face.

Thinking about the vocabulary just now, she couldn't help but blush.

"I say....."

Zhuge Wenruo turned over directly, took Yifei's hand, and pressed it on the wicker chair.

Yifei: "!!!"

Before she could react, Zhuge Wenruo held her down.

The heart is restless, beating wildly.

"I say...."

"It's not enough just to talk about earthy love!"

Repeatedly, Zhuge Wenruo lowered his head... his crimson lips became lighter, his cloud steps turned slowly...

"call--"

a long time.

Yifei pushed away the boy in front of him for the third time in his memory.

Get up and leave Zhuge Wenruo's room in a panic.

Zhuge Wenruo wasn't sleepy at all.

Sit in front of the computer, open a game, and kill the Quartet.

Chapter 365 Contradictions intensify

As constant as the moon, as rising as the sun.

At three poles in the sun.

He looked at the time vigorously and felt that it was necessary to wake up his brother.

Yifei also felt: "Dali, wake Wen Ruo up."

I usually call myself.

But after last night...she's still a little embarrassed...

"Wait, no need!"

Zhang Wei volunteered: "It's enough to have me, no need for Wen Ruo, now I will go with you and call the three neighbors."

"You can?" Yifei asked suspiciously.

Curry Sauce: "Why don't we call it Wenruo."

"Men, you can't say no, I'm the most handsome man in the love apartment!" Zhang Wei adjusted his new suit and said, "Besides, didn't you talk to them? Since everyone is willing to take a step back, it is natural Simple, don’t bother Wen Ruo.”

"Then I'll let Ruoruo sleep for a while longer." Dali felt the same.

……

Zhuge Wenruo woke up, looked at his master, went up to ask for a hug, and began to drink the porridge left by Yifei.

"Hey? Didn't my sister say that I'm fine today?"

"Oh, I went to mediate the case next door." Yifei said as he prepared an egg for Zhuge Wenruo.

"How?" Zhuge Wenruo thought to himself, is it possible that the chance to sign in is gone?

"Listen."

After Yifei finished speaking, there was noise from the next door.

Hearing this voice, Zhuge Wenruo immediately felt relieved.

Yifei: "I feel like Zhang Wei doesn't have much hope this time."

Zhuge drank several bowls of porridge and ate two eggs.

After I was full, I went to the property again.

……

The second mediation site.

As Yifei said, it is still a mess.

"You must have rowed my car!" Xiao Hei shouted.

Aunt Wang: "It's not me!"

Xiao Hei: "You must compensate me!"

"Believe it or not!" Aunt Wang said angrily.

Zhang Wei was dumbfounded for a moment: "..."

What about taking a step back?

Did you step on a banana peel when you retreated?

He shouted vigorously: "Wait a minute, wait a moment! What happened again? Why does it feel like there are other things."

"When I was skating downstairs today, I went to buy a bottle of drink. When I came back, I found a new puddle of dog urine on my skateboard!"

Ajie said seriously: "The murderer is already obvious, right? You said what I said, right?"

Aunt Wang cried: "Wang Wang ran away in the community just now. When I found it, there was an extra wound on his body."

Xiao Hei: "My car was scratched, it must be her."

"not me!"

"..."

The noise continued, patting the table.

Curry and Dali said: "It's over, old grudges add new grudges, this case is dead."

"Clap clap clap."

The three began to slap each other on the table again.