Film and TV: Sign in from the love apartment

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Zhuge Wenruo: "Teacher Zeng, you are too accurate."

Thinking about Zhuge Wenruo's age, Hu Yifei couldn't help asking: "What's going on?"

"Oh, it's like this. Don't laugh when you tell me. It's my mother. I used to be raised by her as a girl. The clothes, pants, and shoes were all female models. I used to have long hair and makeup..."

Zhuge Wenruo told everyone about the strange things of the past few days as if he was telling a joke.

Of course, I didn't say that my mother didn't give me food.

Said he was on a hunger strike

Otherwise it will be exposed

...

After listening to it, everyone couldn't help but laugh

"Hahaha"

"Your mother really has no one!"

"It was hard for you to be raised as a girl for more than ten years."

"Really or not? You are still the legendary women's clothing boss, but I have never seen it in reality." After laughing, Chen Meijia's gossip spirit was ready to move.

"Haven't you seen it? I have pictures!"

With that said, Zhuge Wenruo took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

"Wait, is this your phone?"

Chen Meijia took it over, pointed at the pink phone case, and said in surprise.

"Yes."

Zhuge Wenruo remained calm.

There were pink bubbles in Chen Meijia's eyes: "I now believe that you are a master of women's clothing, and the pink mobile phone case is too cute."

Zhuge Wenruo: "Oh, sister Meijia, you like it. This is designed by my sister when she was an intern in a mobile phone case factory. I heard that it was once a hit. When I have time, I will send you a new one." .”

really embarrassing

If Zhuge Wen wants to say that he will come when he has money

but that would give away

Besides

He still can't tell when he will have money

"Okay, Wen Ruo, my sister loves you so much. When my pregnancy is over, I will cook something delicious for you."

Hugging Zhuge Wenruo's arm, within a short time, Chen Meijia had already recognized Zhuge Wenruo as his younger brother.

Little brother, so cute.

Zhuge Wenruo pulled it out immediately, not because he hated it, but he had to find Chen Meijia's old photos of himself.

"No, this is my past!"

Zhuge Wenruo handed over the phone to Chen Meijia.

"Wait, shit, is this really you? Isn't this too beautiful?"

Holding Zhuge Wenruo's cell phone, Meijia was completely unsure about the beautiful photos.

"Let me see, let me see, let me go, are you on the tenth level of beauty?"

Zhang Wei joined in the fun and looked over, and then exclaimed in the same way.

Chen Meijia: "I sprayed you to death with a sip of salt soda! Would you look at it? It's not turned on at all, okay? The shape of this little face hasn't changed at all!"

After refuting, he took the opportunity to pinch Zhuge Wenruo's face.

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

Just talk well, why do you still do it?

satyr!

Wait, why did I think of the word pervert?

The predecessor is poisonous!

Zeng Xiaoxian also came over and shouted: "Fuck!"

Hu Yifei: "Look at you who have never seen the world... Let me see... that Wen Ruo, I think your mother,,, may be doing the right thing!"

The others nodded frantically: "I agree!"

Zhuge Wenruo couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted: "I agree with you, I'm a big man, how can I find a partner in women's clothing?!"

"a ha ha ha"

Everyone was not annoyed, but laughed out loud.

"We had so much fun!"

Zhuge Wenruo was speechless: "I feel that you are... very sick!"

Everyone: "..."

"I think you are so cute!"

Chen Meijia pinched Zhuge Wenruo's face again.

after playing around for a while

Hu Yifei said: "Meijia, what are your plans with Ziqiao?"

"Get the certificate, get married, don't go around in circles, don't lose the chain."

Chen Meijia said with a happy face.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "When are you going to get the certificate?"

Lu Ziqiao: "Don't worry."

Chen Meijia: "Not yet."

Surprisingly, there are two answers

Lu Ziqiao explained: "What I mean is... getting married is a big deal, you must do your homework well to avoid mistakes."

"Hey, sister Yifei, you have experience with Mr. Zeng, please introduce the introduction process to us."

Chen Meijia learned from Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei: "Just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to fill out forms for registration, get a premarital examination, take pictures, recite the oath, and get the certificate, and the country will recognize you as a legal couple."

Chen Meijia: "Honey, when will we get the certificate?"

"Be careful, you have to choose an auspicious day." Lu Ziqiao was a little nervous.

I think Lu Xiaobu has been around the world for many years, but he has never posted a photo with a girl on Moments... Will those ex-girlfriends take this opportunity to take revenge on Mika?Take revenge on your future children?

Ex-girlfriend Heart A: "That bastard Lu Xiaobu is getting married? I'm going to see what his wife looks like!"

Lu Xiaobu: "!!!"

If your child is a girl

Ex-girlfriend Fang Pian j: "Hey, I will definitely introduce this girl to a scumbag like his father in the future!"

Lu Xiaobu: "No, don't!"

The scariest thing is that if your child is a boy

Ex-girlfriend 3 of Spades: "Lv Xiaobu's son? I couldn't get his father back then, so I got Xiao Xiaobu! If I can't get his father, I'll get his son!"

Lu Xiaobu: "oh, no!"

The poisoning is too deep, and hallucinations have already occurred.

Chapter 13 You Discovered It All

"Husband, I have seen other people get married and post on Moments these years, and everyone sends blessings. I also want to post on Moments, and I want to dominate the screen!"

Chen Meijia hugged Lu Ziqiao's arm and said.

Hearing these words, he immediately shivered, and Lu Ziqiao sweated all the way down.

Seeing this, Chen Meijia said, "Why? Don't you want to?"

"Yes, how can you not listen to what my wife says?!" Lu Ziqiao slapped the swollen face to support the fat man.

Zhuge Wenruo at the side knew that the toxin of the white mushroom had already taken effect, and Lu Ziqiao might have infinitely magnified the fear in his heart, and his mind was already in a semi-conscious state.

"3"

"2"

"1"

Snake, Comrade Zhang Dapao, timed the time at the same time, and arrived at 12:13 noon, put his hand into the bag, and said seriously:

"The auspicious time has come!"

Hu Yifei looked at the phone: "Today is July 7th... what kind of auspicious time is this?"

Zhang Dapao's serious face instantly: "You don't understand, your taboo is our auspicious time! Otherwise, how could there be a lawsuit?"

Everyone: "..."

It seemed that there was nothing wrong, but for a while, I was speechless!

"Hey hey, of course, it's not up to me. I have a perpetual calendar applet on my mobile phone, which can track the global warming rate, changes in the earth's magnetic field, the Nasdaq index, crude oil prices, PM2.5 and pork price trends. .Calculate the best day of the year for me to open my business!"

"The most suitable day for me to open this year is today from 12:13 noon...to [-] o'clock in the evening, this is my auspicious time!"

Zhang Wei looks serious

If Zhuge Wenruo hadn't seen the love apartment, he would have almost believed it!

Chen Meijia: "What kind of software is this? I'll go to the next one too."

Zhuge Wenruo: "..."

He didn't expect that someone would believe it!

"Big deal!"

"garlic?"

"Don't get me wrong, huge big, fortune tellers count!"

"Then what are you waiting for, the auspicious time has already begun."

"Hurry up, Wen Ruo, let's go together, at least catch a good omen, catch good luck, and plan for auspiciousness."

A group of people hurried to Guan Gu's studio

Everyone sat in a row in front of Zhang Wei

Behind Zhang Wei, there is a huge photo of himself.

Learn the poses in the poster:

"Please sit down~"

"Hahaha"

very funny

Zhang Wei: "The unveiling ceremony will begin..."

Before he finished speaking, Hu Yifei interrupted: "Okay, I also bought a flower basket, this time I spent my old nose's money, right?"

Zhuge Wenruo pointed to the flower basket and said:

"The future is bright, the business is going well, the business is going well, and the money is making money every day... in a trance? It should be booming, right? Brother Da Pao, I made a typo. Why don't you return it and get a new one? Anyway, it's [-] o'clock in the evening Woolen cloth."

"Hey, Wen Ruo, you don't understand, this is your exclusive financial management method, 9.9 free shipping!"

"Hahaha"