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After believing it, the European savages put forward a pioneering theory: bathing will cause the pores of the body to open, allowing those poisonous gases to enter the human body, so people will get sick, and the Black Death is more likely to occur .

Ordinary European savages are better. If they really can't stand it, they will still wipe it with a wet towel. The key is that those devout monks really set an example and thoroughly implemented the church's propaganda.

St. Abraham, St. Simon and St. Euphrasia, why can a holy word be added in front of these people's names to become European saints?

Because Abraham insisted on not washing his face or feet for 50 years, and Mr. Simon let the worms crawl on his festering wound, and never washed it until he died.

As for the great St. Euphrasia, she presided over a convent, taught more than 130 most devout nuns, and strictly supervised them not to take a bath for the rest of their lives...

Including the saintesses of the Holy See whom Emperor Chongzhen despised, fortunately, Emperor Chongzhen despised—just imagine, no matter how charming and charming a beauty is, she never takes a bath all her life...

For example, Agnes, the mother of King Henry IV of France, really insisted on not taking a bath all her life, and was finally canonized as a saint...

King Louis XIV of France, who came to the throne in 11 years of Chongzhen, his noblewomen bathed twice a year, and the rest of the time basically wiped their bodies with a dry towel and it was over.

If someone is willing to look through the physical condition records that Louis XIV's imperial physician made for him every day, it will be amazing to find that Louis XIV himself had to take a bath carefully under the guidance of the doctor, during the 1647 years from 1711 to 64 I just took a bath-this amazing record is still preserved in the world.

If the world has been going on according to the original history, then Louis XIV is obviously not as good as Louis XV-Louis XV only took three baths in his life, one was his birthday, the other was his wedding day, and the third was encoffining.

In this case, the whole noble class of France, even the king, stinks like a beast, and the queen smells like an old goat, both in summer and in winter.

Including the right to the first night that later generations envied and killed countless people, at that time it was more a responsibility of the lord than a kind of welfare and enjoyment-think about the girl who hasn't bathed for more than ten years...

Under the circumstances at that time, if ordinary people did not pay money to the lord, the so-called king, they were unwilling to fulfill the responsibilities of the lord. Those Europeans who waited in line for the lord to exercise the right of first night before taking their daughter-in-law back to sleep People have to prepare gifts and silver coins for this, and beg the lord...

So it’s really hard to understand those Ou Chuan’s worldviews. Their Ou dads were eating black bread mixed with stones when the common people in the central plains were eating steamed buns. Sometimes they have to avoid the picket team of the Holy See. Their Ou Dae made a big deal when the people in the Central Plains accused which one of which was not paying attention to hygiene, and successfully created the Paris dung ring city defense belt...

So those who want to travel through the Middle Ages to become knights, lords, and kings to get the first night power, or those who want to go to sleep with the princess or kiss Snow White to wake up, go ahead and look in their pants Does my chicken want to work overtime or take a vacation...

Why does a travelogue written by Marco Polo attract so many missionaries to the far east in search of a land full of gold?Is it really just because of the gold everywhere?

I'm afraid, the yearning for beautiful things that exists in human nature, the description of heaven, also takes up a lot of space, right?

However, the missionaries were not effective in preaching and could not attract many people to believe in religion. On the contrary, only the bad guys like Xu Guangqi pretended to be religious because they were eyeing some of their knowledge. The reason may not be that these missionaries did not take a bath?

With no bathing and extremely unsanitary conditions, it is not difficult to understand the rampant plague throughout Europe. There are fewer barbarians in later generations because these people like to die. The few people in the Middle Ages are entirely due to the ancestors of these people themselves. I'm dying.

As for the barbarians who came to Daming, especially those laborers, why didn't their arrival have any impact on Daming?Theoretically speaking, their number is always more than what a Mayflower can carry, right?

Why didn't the Central Plains dynasty have a great plague, especially the Black Death, because of these barbarian missionaries or the arrival of these laborers?

The reason is very simple, because the Central Plains Dynasty itself is not a good family, and the game of throwing dead bodies to harm the water source has long been played by the Central Plains Tangkou. As early as the Western Han Dynasty, Champion Hou had already used this trick.

Since I have used this kind of harming trick to punish people and punish crimes and spread the teachings of saints, so do I need to remind others to prevent others from using this trick to harm me?As for the prevention and control of the plague, because of the population density and several bloody lessons, the Central Plains Hall has never relaxed.

After Emperor Chongzhen ascended the throne and made such a monster out of the Royal Academy, Daming's medical technology advanced by leaps and bounds on the basis of the original. Not only the prevention and treatment of plague is the top priority of the medical academy's research, including ordinary Sanitary conditions and medical methods are constantly breaking through.

So Emperor Chongzhen made waves as he wanted, and after hundreds of thousands of barbarians became laborers, Daming did what he should, without causing any waves at all.

The reason why Amin had such bad luck this time was that tens of thousands of barbarians affected the entire expedition army.

First of all, the base number of barbarians is too large. There are more than 2 barbarians who surrendered, which is close to the same number as the army led by Amin, and even slightly exceeds it.

If there are too many captives, there will be confusion in management, and they will not be so particular about hygiene, which provides favorable conditions for the spread of bacteria.

Secondly, there are very few military doctors brought by Amin. Once something serious happens, the few doctors are simply too busy.

And the army led by A Min happened to be the one closest to the Tsarist Russia. This was the most troublesome thing for Emperor Chongzhen and the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies.

Don't care how bad the Tsarist Russia is, if Mikhailovich goes crazy or imitates the style of Emperor Chongzhen's flat-headed brother, he doesn't care to put together a death squad to attack Amin's troops, probably Amin's The department is really going to be cold.

It was precisely because of this that Emperor Chongzhen asked the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies to dispatch two guards again, in order to prevent the barbarians from suddenly attacking Amin's headquarters.

However, Emperor Chongzhen specifically asked to avoid Amin's troops far away, in order to prevent Amin's troops from infecting the soldiers of the new past guards. more troublesome.

The teachers and students of the imperial physicians of the imperial hospital and the medical school who were sent over at the same time were going to figure out the pathology and contagiousness of the disease, and at the same time figure out how to treat it.

At the very least, this plague cannot be spread to the mainland of Ming Dynasty because of this group of Cossack barbarians. Even if the Black Death is not afraid, it must not be allowed to spread to Daming.

After solving the problem about Amin's subordinates, Emperor Chongzhen suddenly thought of another problem.

It seems that he still has a son in Bavaria, the Holy Roman Empire in Europe, and he seems to have married a princess of the Holy Roman Empire as his concubine?

I don't know how that son is doing in Europe now, whether he has adapted to life in Europe, and how he is doing with the rule of Bavaria...

PS: Burning down a nunnery will make you feel distressed?Why don't you feel distressed when the Old Summer Palace is burned?Oh, dog thing!

Chapter 854 How Can I Save You, My Europe (Repair)

Facts have proved that Emperor Chongzhen thought too much.

Of course, the flat-headed brothers in this world are not only Emperor Chongzhen, but they are definitely not so many that they are all over the street, and Alexei I and Mikhailovich are obviously not among them.

The first time Mikhailovich knew that the Cossack cavalry had announced the calf, he recruited another batch of cavalry from the Cossacks and went to Poland instead of gathering troops to fight against Amin's troops.

Mikhailovich did not expect Khmelnytsky to die so quickly.

Originally thought that even if the Cossack cavalry couldn't beat Ming's army, they could at least last for a while, and at least they had to be able to withdraw the cavalry of large troops to preserve their vitality.

As a result, the reality gave Mikhailovich a slap in the face, and it only took more than half a day for the entire ten Cossack cavalry regiments to declare their calves.

Now it's all fucking over. The only army in the entire Far East that dared to fight against Daming was completely ruined. Originally, other troops could not be expected to have the courage to fight against Daming. a ball?

After the Cossacks finished their calves, Mikhailovich's eyes were completely placed on the old Polish cousins ​​and Ottoman Turkey.

I focused on the old Polish cousins ​​because the two families are very close to each other, and the hatred between the two sides has not lasted for a day or two. Although they are cousins, if they really fight, their brothers will be killed.

As for Ottoman Türkiye, it was an innocent being shot.

After pondering for a long time, Mihejlovich found that the location of Ottoman Turkey is good. In addition to the vast land area, there is also an outlet to the sea, and it even clamps the Suez Canal. geographical location.

As for whether he can handle the Ottoman Turkey, Mikhailovich is not too worried-if he can't handle the Ming Empire, can he still fail the Ottoman group of Tianlong people?

Besides, if you haven't done a head-on match, the outcome is a [-]-[-] split. Whether you can beat it or not will only be known after a real fight.

Mikhailovich thought so, and in fact did so.

This wave of Mikhailovich's operation was extremely coquettish, which made Emperor Chongzhen, the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies, and even the Zhongji Hall all look confused.

On the contrary, Zhu Ciyi, who was far away in Bavaria, felt a little dumbfounded by the news that Emperor Chongzhen, the cabinet, the Zhongji Hall, and the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies, while Empress Zhou and Concubine Yigui in the harem simply wiped away their tears.

It was so tragic. Compared with his two elder brothers, Zhu Ciyi felt that he was living in hell—fortunately, the young master of the British government and his sister were in trouble together.

The process of entering Bavaria was very easy. Thanks to the propaganda and praise of Emperor Chongzhen from the Holy Roman Empire and the Church, almost all Europeans knew that Ming Dynasty was a powerful empire, and Emperor Ming Dynasty was the incarnation of God in the world.

The barbarians who are not very smart take it for granted that Zhu Ciyi is the son of God and belongs to the real gods. It is a great fortune for Bavaria to enter Bavaria, so many barbarians try their best to move to Bavaria.

And Zhu Ciyi almost collapsed.