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It's okay for the damn European savages not to take a bath, but what the hell is it to throw water everywhere?

If it wasn't for the maid sent by her own mother and concubine to teach Avril, it is estimated that this Bavarian grand duchess, the dignified concubine of the Jin Palace, is no different from an ordinary barbarian woman.

Fortunately, the queen of Ferdinand III almost died before, and the imperial physician of the Ming Dynasty pointed out that he should pay attention to hygiene during the treatment, so the highest level of the Holy Roman Empire has begun to change.

Otherwise, from top to bottom, except for the concubine of Jin Wang, there are relatives who don't take a bath. No matter how strong Zhu Ciyi's mood is, he will probably collapse.

The first thing Zhu Ciyi did after taking over Bavaria was to form a shit-shoveling team.

That's right, it's shoveling shit. It's not about clearing up officials, expanding territories, or developing businesses, but organizing people to shovel shit.

From top to bottom in Prince Jin's Mansion, there was no one who didn't scold these European barbarians—the problem of making big remarks everywhere was not only caused by the French barbarians, but a common problem in the whole of Europe.

I was used to the cleanliness and tidiness of the Ming Dynasty, but after I came to Europe suddenly, the smell in the air alone could almost suffocate people to death.

Shoveling excrement has become the top priority of Jinwang Mansion, and a special official has been derived for this reason-the excrement shoveling officer.

Unlike later generations who are responsible for shoveling feces for dog owners and cat owners, the official name of this excrement shoveler is the Chief Inspector of Bavarian Environmental Sanitation. The shit-shoveling army is cleaning up Bavaria.

The small building was windy again last night, and the past was unbearable looking back in the moonlight—it took a full year to shovel the shit, and it was considered that the good fertilizers were arranged where they should go, and Bavaria was somewhat clean. sign.

It's not that no one raised objections, just like those barbarians in Troyes who said that their children and grandchildren should have the right to write big things everywhere, and some people in Bavaria also raised objections.

However, Zhu Ciyi, who was furious, didn't pay any attention to the nonsense that human rights are not human rights. When is it the barbarians' turn to mention something that no one has ever mentioned in Ming Dynasty?

Protest Protests are protested, and those who are not afraid of being boarded will have their heads chopped off. Whether it is dictatorship or repression, it doesn't matter if all other places become public toilets. Bavaria must maintain a clean and tidy image anyway.

Facts have proved that the so-called fighters and petitions are basically bullshit. After Zhu Ciyi imitated his father and raised his butcher knife, everyone in Bavaria became honest. No one said that Zhu Ciyi was a butcher and dictator.

Only then did Zhu Ciyi begin the second step of rectifying Bavaria.

Officials.

The administration of officials in Europe has never been clean. It used to be, is now, and will remain the same in the future. It's just that the methods of making money are more subtle than those of Ming officials, that's all.

However, no matter how obscure the tricks are, it is useless in front of Jin Yiwei. Jin Yiwei has seen many tricks, and even the tricks played by the barbarians, no matter how subtle they are, they can't escape.

Zhu Ciyi adopted the same gameplay as his ancestors and his own father, killing, killing one if he caught one, and killing one pair if he caught two, trying not to kill wrong on the premise of absolutely killing one.

From the founding of the Ming Dynasty to Xuanzong, any emperor knew that he could kill people with a knife in his hand, and the management of officials most needed a knife to manage.

One person commits corruption and kills one person, ten commits corruption and kills ten people, even if hundreds of people, thousands or even ten thousand people violate the laws of the country, they can also be killed to rectify the laws of the country!

In addition, Zhu Ciyi, like his father, took out the most ruthless trick played by his ancestors.

All officials who have done things, who have never harmed the people and have not been corrupt, will write in their hometown Shi Shanting to commend them. It stinks, and if it stinks, it will implicate the clans of the three clans.

Bavaria naturally doesn't have any Shishan Pavilion or Shenming Pavilion, but Zhu Ciyi is the king of Jin, and the whole of Bavaria is his territory, so what's the point of building some pavilions?

Among all the tactics used to punish officials, this one is the most ruthless.

If the problem of corruption is simply solved by killing people, let alone Zhu Ciyi, even Emperor Chongzhen and Zhu Yuanzhang probably have no good solution.

After all, there was an official in Daming. When he first took office, he was afraid to look at the scarecrow hanging in the lobby, but after looking at it, he got used to it, and finally hung it up with his predecessor.

But as the saying goes, people need face and trees need skin, and the face of the barbarians is no match for those Muyang dogs.

After all, as long as you are a normal person, you don't want yourself to be exposed to the wind and stink in your hometown, especially if it will affect your family - except for Rolling Jiwai and Muyang Dog, those rubbish skins can resist nuclear bombs.

Then, the barbarians living in Bavaria unexpectedly discovered that the sky was blue and the water was clear. Even the officials did not dare to mess around. The happiness index of the residents of Bavaria skyrocketed.

There is an old saying that goes well, when you compare goods, you have to throw them away, and if you compare people, you have to die. In this era when the whole of Europe is comparing bad things, there suddenly appeared a paradise that was almost exactly the same as Daming, and the legendary paradise was no different.

The barbarians of Europe had a collective orgasm.

No one knows whether they can go to heaven after death, and no one has come back to say what heaven is like, but Bavaria is really in front of them.

Not to mention, continue to think of ways to get a Bavarian household registration, and if it doesn't work, sneak over there and live in Bavaria, or at worst, fight a guerrilla war with the Bavarian officials.

Then Zhu Ciyi wanted to curse.

Countries with larger farts are everywhere in Europe. Maybe the whole country may only have [-] people or even only a few thousand people-the population of any county in Daming is several times larger than their population.

Fewer people means a smaller territory, and the transmission of government orders is relatively easier. These small, big fart countries don’t want to think about how to organize their own country, don’t want to clean up the dung, just fucking think about it Emigrate to Bavaria!

The problem is, Bavaria is such a big place, how can it accommodate so many people?Even if it annexes some small countries around it, it can't hold it!

In desperation, Zhu Ciyi had to divert these barbarians to England Island again, and let them go to England Island to toss the British government.

The British government is no better than Bavaria. The only thing that may be stronger is the area. As for the sanitation and administrative situation, it is also very painful.

Little British Duke Zhang Shize and Governor of England Wu Sangui adopted exactly the same method as Zhu Ciyi to govern the English islands.

There is no way, if the situation in the English islands doesn't improve, if you don't talk about how you live, and don't care about the life and death of the barbarians, it will be troublesome for the people of Ming Dynasty if they don't live well.

In case any commoner went crazy again, after returning to Daming, they would file an impeachment report to Emperor Chongzhen. Zhang Shize and Wu Sangui asked themselves that they could not resist the thunder and anger of Emperor Chongzhen.

Shoveling shit, government officials, the entire English islands and Bavaria are almost exactly the same in rectification, and the final results are basically the same.

Then Wu Sangui and Zhang Shize faced the same problem as Zhu Ciyi.

More and more barbarians sneaked to settle in the islands of England, and the whole island of England began to be unable to hold it.

What made Wu Sangui and Zhang Shize even more angry were those damn French barbarians.

The biggest buyers of perfume and lavender were these French barbarians!

Kings, lords, and nobles who have money can afford perfume, and those who have no money or whose family conditions are not good can use lavender, but these barbarians have never thought about cleaning up France. The dung wall around Paris is the same as the city wall After the height is high, the city wall will be raised again to prevent the enemy from attacking?

This wave of operations was so flamboyant that Wu Sangui had to sigh for his talent.

But, can't you just harm France well?If you can't do it again, you run to Bavaria, what the hell are you running to England?

Do you really think that you are the people of Ming Dynasty, no one cares about where you go?

The ruthless Wu Sangui simply started to grab the population statistics. Anyone who did not have the household registration of the Ming Dynasty or the Holy Roman Empire was thrown on the ship, and they were thrown off the ship not far from the French port.

As for whether these people will be drowned at sea, or whether they can swim to the land of France alive, Wu Sangui said that he is not worried, since the barbarians have no human rights on the island of England anyway.

What's more, Wu Sangui felt that there was no need for these barbarians to be transported back to Daming to work as laborers. They were all dirty like pigs, and letting them go to Daming would be a disaster for Daming's environment!

Innocent X and Ferdinand III were also convinced of this wave of operations in Bavaria and England.

Innocent didn't feel slapped in the face at all. Although the old Holy See had been promoting the idea of ​​not taking a bath, who made the current Holy See become a church and a subordinate institution of the Ministry of Rites of the Ming Dynasty.

It is not clear whether bathing is in heaven or not. Anyway, the Ming Dynasty in the world is preaching bathing, so the church has to pinch its nose to recognize it. Those who should preach bathing still have to preach bathing.

Ferdinand III didn't care about it.